quagmire

quagmire
1. (Quagmire) (2438↑, 443↓)
Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.

Quagmire is the neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy.

2. (quagmire) (1645↑, 424↓)
Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire. Quagmire- How old are you? Girl- 16. Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first. Girl- Mom\! Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy\!

3. (Quagmire) (1119↑, 240↓)
1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse. 2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example. 3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh\!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)

"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert." Host: Who else but Quagmire? Song: He's Quagmire\! Quagmire\! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire\! Quagmire\! Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex\! Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. [puts on a mask of Quagmire's face] Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire\! I had sex with your wife\! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy\! Cleveland: Hahaha\! Those are so his mannerisms\!

4. (Quagmire) (422↑, 163↓)
Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

5. (Quagmire) (407↑, 314↓)
A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)

6. (Quagmire) (406↑, 344↓)
The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS\!

7. (quagmire) (129↑, 89↓)
That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

8. (Quagmire) (173↑, 145↓)
Biggest Pimp in Rhode Island.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT\!

9. (Quagmire) (219↑, 197↓)
The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright\!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

10. (Quagmire) (163↑, 141↓)
From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire: Quagmire: How old are you? Girl: 16. Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy\! Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present. Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30. Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers. Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah\!

11. (Quagmire) (115↑, 105↓)
The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war

"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."

12. (quagmire) (63↑, 53↓)
A difficult or precarious position or situation; a [predicament]

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

13. (Quagmire) (34↑, 26↓)
Sex craved pervert from the funniest show ever, Family Guy

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall] Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot. Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh. Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me... Quagmire: Oh God\! Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things... Quagmire: Oh God\!\!\! Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole. Quagmire: Oh God\!\!\!\!\!\! Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson. Quagmire: That one is also sexual. Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry. Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around. Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge\! Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. Giggtty (In the middle of the night, Peter wakes the whole neighborhood by yelling.) Peter: Hey everybody\! Meg just had her first period\! Joe: PETER\! Shut up its three in the morning\! Cleveland: What the hell is going on out there?\! Quagmire: Damn it\! People are trying to sleep\! Peter: I'm just saying\! I'm proud of her. She's a woman\! Yea\! Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I am exhausted\! Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody. Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D." Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it. Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

14. (Quagmire) (9↑, 6↓)
A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH\!\!\!\! Giggidy\!\!\!\! I like that\!\!\!\!\! Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

15. (Quagmire) (110↑, 109↓)
Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_\quagmire

"Heh. Alriiiiiight." -Quagmire

16. (Quagmire) (17↑, 17↓)
The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof) Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?" Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit? Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance\!

17. (quagmire) (4↑, 6↓)
the best character of family guy

[quagmire]: ALLLLLLL RIIGHHHTTT

18. (quagmire) (74↑, 76↓)
sex crazed character on The Family Guy. He is awesome and says some really funny things.

Peter: "I need to find a way to make 50,000 dollars." Quagmire: "You could whore yourself off to 50 fat chicks for 1000 dollars...Fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay for it."

19. (quagmire) (7↑, 11↓)
Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible\! Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons

Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates. Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured\!

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20. (quagmire) (11↑, 15↓)
a very difficult situation, especially a hopeless military campaign

Bush got our troops into a quagmire but he won't acknowledge it or do anything about it.

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21. (quagmire) (55↑, 60↓)
The male version of the derogate term "slut". A man who would, without question, do absolutely anything he could for sexual relief, including but not limited to having sex with inanimate objects made in the likeness of a woman. Inspired from the sex-crazed pervert by the same name on the show "Family Guy".

"Don't date that guy. He's a fucking quagmire." "I wouldn't leave my sister alone in the room with a quagmire like him."

22. (Quagmire) (5↑, 12↓)
A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. [ugly]

A boy who thinks he's hott, and he's not. "Hey Quagmire, stop smiling... ur making me sick.

23. (Quagmire) (19↑, 27↓)
A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are: "Giggitty giggitty\!\!\!" "All riiight\!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows: *Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar* Quagmire: heyy Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite\!\!\!\! wait- pre-op or post-op? Hot Girl: pre-op. Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE\!\!\!\!

24. (quagmire) (65↑, 78↓)
The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living? Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

25. (Quagmire) (20↑, 33↓)
n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

26. (quagmire) (38↑, 52↓)
1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution. 2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia. 3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright." 2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan 3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

27. (Quagmire) (44↑, 59↓)
Best cartoon character ever

says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11\! Oh\!\!"

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28. (Quagmire) (7↑, 24↓)
perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?" "gigadee gigadee" "oh\!"

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29. (Quagmire) (42↑, 59↓)
The second best Family Guy caracter, next to Peter Griffin.

"Wait, wait, wait.... You took me away from a Sweedish Girlygirl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?" - Quagmire

30. (quagmire) (12↑, 30↓)
male species on the show [family guy](BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man. quagmire is the man\!

quagmire. "lois i do anything to you." lois. "what?" quagmire. "i do anything for you."

31. (Quagmire) (5↑, 24↓)
A quagmire is the catch phrase that a purvert uses to example his purvertedness.

"Giggity Giggity Goo\!" is my quagmire.

32. (quagmire) (46↑, 66↓)
A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail. From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)

Dude, Brian is such a Quagmire\!

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33. (Quagmire) (23↑, 53↓)
The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you? example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

34. (Quagmire) (30↑, 67↓)
The closest you can get to a [LUEser] on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

35. (Quagmire) (15↑, 57↓)
the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits\!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

36. (quagmire) (7↑, 68↓)
A ho that has been used at least three times; a three time used ho.

Jen was dropped like a used ho, therefor making her a quagmire.

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37. (Quagmire) (16↑, 123↓)
a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire\! awayy\! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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